Wylee has an evil twin...

  Wylee has an evil twin and I'm hoping that she disappears during nap time! Now, I'm not saying that the story I am about to tell you wouldn't have happened if we weren't living in a camper...but you never really know. I took a few moments to go to the unpredictable bathroom after we went to Wal-mart this morning and after about 4 attempts, made by Wylee, to open the door (it has no lock on it, lovely isn't it?) Jared starts saying something about Wylee. So I came out and Wylee is standing right outside the bathroom door with her diaper laying on the floor next to her. That is NEVER a good thing. Then Jared takes me to the bunk house and tells me "Wywee peed on the floor right there"....what? I asked him if he was sure that it wasn't Britches (that's his signature move), and he says, "No, it was Wywee, she taked off her clothes to change them and then taked off her diaper and just peed on the floor!" He's yelling this at me like I'm in a different room or something. I asked Wylee if she peed on the floor, almost positive that she would tell me "no" and then I would know that Britches really had done it. But she said "uh, uh, yeah" and nods her head. Ok. You're probably thinking "well she was trying to get into the bathroom". In my defense, she hasn't gone pee in the toilet ONCE yet. So I'm not letting her off the hook with that excuse.
  After Wylee's evil twin had a new diaper and clothes on, I went to my room to make my bed. Can you believe I don't make my bed as soon as I wake up, how lazy is THAT?! I hear Wylee saying "punch, punch, punch, punch", I come down the steps (oh those steps) and see Wylee's evil twin punching Russell in the face with his own hand!!! I thought it would be YEARS before my kids (I need admit that the first time I typed this I typed "me kids"- what am I Irish?! lol) would know the whole "stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself" trick. I was wrong. She has been a nut today, but it seems as though her evil twin actually takes a nap when she's told, so I'll take it!
  Speaking of those steps...mwuahahahahaha Jared has joined the club! The night before last he came flyin out of the room to go get onto the kids for not going to sleep and he completely missed the stairs. Oh my gosh I am laughing so hard right now as I replay it in my head!! He looked up and smiled at me and said "guess I just joined your club". It was hilarious! Then I told him I was DEFINITELY going to put that in the blog :) It's your shining moment babe! Hahaha, ahhh it was funny.
  Speaking of falling, and Wylee, lol.....imagine that! We wen't to Cavendars the other night after dinner and Wylee was trying on a bunch of boots, she picked out pointy toed pink ones that had silver on the tips, lol, they were HIDEOUS!!! She actually tried on like 3 pairs and then she was trying to put one boot back on the display and all I heard was a bunch of boxes fall down and when I looked up Wylee's two little feet were sticking up in the air and she was sprawled out on a pile of boot boxes. Another graceful moment for Wylee! We were laughing so hard, it was awesome. Great parents right here :)
  That about wraps it up for today, but you should know that as I type this, there is a giant hawk circling the camper and the tree right next to it.....I'm guessing that means there's something dead near by, yippie! It's shadow is the size of a smart car!! Oh yeah, and we saw 4 deer last night during our golf cart ride...and some hog tracks in the mud. Looks like I'm gonna be catching us some dinner in the future ;) Or I could just go steal some from the hawk, if I'm brave enough...